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(some are borrowed from tim's website...i dont know why i should site them cause i was there too....) Mr. Rasner "..and if you all are good i'll show you a video about La Semana Santa. It's when those guys come out." (points to a poster at the back of the room with hooded figures)
Gabe "What!!! The KKK?!?!?!"
Mr. Rasner. " Yeah, that's right. Cause we all know that i am a card carrying member."
5 minutes later...the phone rings
Entire class in unison "Rasner"
Rasner, "quiet" (picks up phone) "Rasner"
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Rosa, "carrots are good for your eyes."
Kerrigan, " no they're not, thats a lie."
Rosa, "Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?"
Kerrigan, "have you ever seen a rabbit with a carrot?"
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On a camping trip: Pollara, "eating ash suxs."
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On same camping trip: Scouts have free time until 8, then a camp fire. @ 8.
Me(deligating), "Mahadeen go yell 'its 8 oclock, do you know where your senior patrol leader is?' so the scouts will come up"
Mahadeen(screaming), "its 8 oclock, do you know where your senior patrol leader is?"
Pollara, "Its 8:01, do you know where your scouts are?"
Me, "damn..."
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In math class taking about sisters
Mr. Costic, " I never knew Tim had a sister. Now the question is who looks better in a skirt?"
Everyone laughs, Tim almost falls off chair
Rob says something about his brother and sister
Mr. Costic, "So what you are saying is that Tims sister has nice legs?"
Everyone laughs, Tim almost falls off chair
Mr. Costic, "No, so I guess Tim has nice legs then."
Everyone laughts, Tim dies
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student in AP chem "Mrs. Rosenau, we are all out of distelled water."
Mrs. R "thats all we have, im sorry"
Me "out of distilled water, that is impossible. Distilled water is a given. the teachers are suppost to make it before they leave for home, it's in their job desciptions."
Mrs R. "Bite Me!!!"
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Rasner, " Yeah, my car was keyed on Friday. $1500 in damage. I could understand it if it was for revenge, like if slept with someone's girlfriend...or their mom!"
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Toast, "Joe, lets say i have a power rifle. Now i mean really powerful, and i shot it at the moon. Would it hit they moon or are we looking at where the moon was?"
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Mr. Bilash "....Ok now lets say i have a frictionless penguin..."
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Mr. Rasner "This is complet and utter D-U-N-G...Ya know i could really use a gavel."
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On a birthday card from James Kim:
Front cover: a sheet with a guitar
Inside: Ewe Rock, with Ewe crossed off and replaced with Bill. (note Ewe, pronouced'you', is a female sheep.)
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Mr. Sherriffs, "America is in the same condition as Rome was before its decline and fall."
Me, " If America is really in the same condition as Rome was before its decline and fall is there any hope for the future?"
Mr. Sherriffs, "Yes, because of people like you."
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James and I at the same time ::shake heads and look down:: "...cheerleaders..."
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I (wearing my cowboy hat) "I should've been a cowboy..."
James (wearing his farmer hat) "I should've been a farmer."
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Jimmy "I'm upside down...I'm upside down and you can't see what's going on...."
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as Colin, James and I walk by the freshman cheerleaders, one of the cheerleaders says to us "let me see your booty drop!"
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As I walk into the back gym the XC team starts clapping. "Congradulations," says Rosa, "the boys voted you the sexest man on the team."
Kerrigan, "yes, but the girls voted for me."
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After looking at a really hard homework problem, Mr. Bilash, "I can't beleive that made that a red question."
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In AP Gov and Pol.
Chris Smith, "what happend Mr. Maglio did a meatball fall on your head when you were a baby? 'Angelo stay away from the stove' 'but Mamma i'ma hungry' ummmm plop 'momma i thinka illa be a liberal, letsa order out for chinese.'"
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At track practice, the girls are in the boys stretching area, so we go there anyway.
Tiff, "Whew, I can't concentrate with all these hot boys around!!"
Joe C. "Nope, we're not distracted at all."
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Me and James working with my Uncle
Me, "Now if we were really in the Mafia, would we have to work like this?"
James, "probably a cover."
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Machine in Boston "Please insert cedit card as shown" (got us kicked out of the movie theater.)
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